READ AT YOUR OWN RISK: THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOUR MAGIC FUNNY AND YOUR COMEDY POWERFUL.<\/b><\/p>\n
Most magic books teach tricks.
\nMost comedy books teach jokes.<\/p>\n
This one teaches you how to blend both into a weapon.<\/p>\n
Let’s get one thing straight:
\nThis is not another “magician says funny lines” book.
\nIt’s not a collection of tired gags.<\/p>\n
It’s not a list of jokes stolen from the 80s.<\/p>\n
Stand-Up Comedy Magic<\/b> by Simon is a blueprint – sharp, modern, and uncompromising – for artists who want their magic to hit harder because the audience is laughing… not in spite of it.<\/p>\n
This is the book for magicians and mentalists who understand that comedy isn’t a decoration. <\/p>\n
It’s architecture.
\nIt’s timing.
\nIt’s misdirection disguised as joy.
\nIt’s the emotional engine that drives the miracle exactly where you want it to go.<\/p>\n
If you’re looking for “cute” jokes or “funny lines you can say,” close this now.<\/p>\n
This book isn’t for hobbyists hunting for shortcuts. It’s for performers who want to build unforgettable, intelligent, structured comedy magic – on purpose.<\/p>\n
WHAT THIS BOOK ACTUALLY TEACHES (AND WHY IT MATTERS)<\/b><\/p>\n WHAT YOU’LL FIND HERE (AND NOWHERE ELSE)<\/b><\/p>\n The Line Between Joke and Miracle<\/b> The Comedy Arsenal<\/b> Full Tutorials on Comedic Timing<\/b> Stage-Ready Bonus Routines<\/b> And the one lesson most magicians never learn:<\/b> WHO THIS BOOK IS FOR (AND WHO IT’S NOT)<\/b><\/p>\n This book is for the performer who wants to walk on stage and own yes, own -every laugh, every silence, every gasp.<\/p>\n It’s for magicians who want to stop “saying funny things” and start performing thoughtful, structured, intelligent comedy magic.<\/p>\n If you want cheap jokes, you won’t find them here.<\/p>\n If you want to build an act that feels alive that breathes, moves, hits, surprises this is the guide you’ve been waiting for.<\/p>\n THE EFFECT THIS BOOK CREATES<\/b><\/p>\n After this book, your performance won’t feel like “magic with jokes.” It will feel like stand-up comedy fused with miracles.<\/p>\n Your lines will land. Your timing will sharpen. Your misdirection will become invisible. Your audience will laugh – and then gasp – and then clap before they even realize why.<\/p>\n This is comedy magic for the modern stage. Clean. Dangerous. Sophisticated. And unforgettable.<\/p>\n FINAL WARNING<\/b><\/p>\n This book won’t make you funny if you aren’t willing to think. It won’t give you a persona if you don’t build one. It won’t write your act unless you’re willing to get your hands dirty.<\/p>\n But if you’re ready for the next level – the level where you don’t just perform magic, you perform your voice – Welcome to Stand-Up Comedy Magic<\/b> by Simon.<\/p>\n Don’t say I didn’t warn you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" READ AT YOUR OWN RISK: THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOUR MAGIC FUNNY AND YOUR COMEDY POWERFUL. Most magic books teach tricks. Most comedy books teach jokes. This one teaches you\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":80410,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[3405],"product_cat":[1649,3419],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-80409","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_brand-airton-saimon-pedra-santos","product_cat-comedy-performer","product_cat-ebook","first","instock","virtual","taxable","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strixmagic.shop\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/80409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strixmagic.shop\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strixmagic.shop\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strixmagic.shop\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/strixmagic.shop\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/80409\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strixmagic.shop\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strixmagic.shop\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strixmagic.shop\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=80409"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strixmagic.shop\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=80409"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strixmagic.shop\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=80409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
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Not theory – the architecture of laughter that fuels the astonishment.<\/li>\n
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No new gimmicks.
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Just new thinking.<\/li>\n
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Shows that move.
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Moments that land.
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Laughs that mean something.<\/li>\n
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Because your character is the engine behind every joke you tell and every illusion you perform.<\/li>\n
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Modern, elegant, theatrical – not childish cheeseball nonsense.<\/li>\n
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Comedy magic isn’t just spoken. It’s performed.<\/li>\n
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Not “joke books.”
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Not “internet gags.”
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Lines written, sculpted, performed and refined on stage.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
\nWhere the laughter becomes misdirection – and misdirection becomes impact.<\/p>\n
\nDozens of lines, transitions, audience moments and framework phrases you can instantly adapt to your persona.<\/p>\n
\nNot tips – full systems for timing, pause, rhythm, breath, emotional pacing and audience control.<\/p>\n
\n4 complete comedy magic routines with scripts, structure, beats, timing, and alternatives -not theory, but material forged in front of real audiences.<\/p>\n
\nComedy isn’t the enemy of magic. It’s the pressure point that makes the impossible hurt in the best way.<\/p>\n